How to hide a text file behind a picture file(jpg)???

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

lemme explain u how????
for example .. u have a pic file
name- nirmal.jpg
u wanna hide a file called chat.doc (any text file,or any file)

right click the file->click the option add to filename.rar(u can use winzip also, the extension will be .zip thats all)
so after runnin it u will get a file called chat.rar..
nw u gonna hide this chat.rar inside nirmal.jpg file

lets start(very basic fn only)
go to->start->run
type cmd in run
u will get the command prompt,(using the commands cd all go to the directory in which both the files r located)
nw type the following
copy /b nirmal.jpg+chat.rar nirmalram.jpg
thats all...
(this nirmalram.jpg is the newly created file,when u click the file,the image in the nirmal.jpg will be displayed and ur text file is now hidden)
how to see it again??????
go to win rar->file->open(go to that directory,u will not find the file,change the options as all files,option will be below the file name text box)
nw ur file will be there,click it to view..
see nw u learned the basic method of steganography...Hide happily ... bye...

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Is our Govt in Right State?

Friday, June 8, 2007

What our govt is doing?Saw the news Yest?cyclone in oman and one indian dead,and some others r suspected to be injured.Indian Govt is making statement about this incident,huh.this is a natural disaster.U cant do anything,But see here, in India,tribes are fighting,killin each other,
four had been killed in latest(really i am feeling awkward to say this way) riot.
Govt took any steps for this?
ceylon la fight na,here govt is organizing a meeting to speak about that.Is our country,riot free,war free?? Daily some thing is happening like this and some one is getting killed.
Politicians are using this riots to mainly critize the ruling party,
R they helping the Govt??NO,is my answer.
Amidst this,important problem in the parliament is the candidate for PRESIDENTIAL elections,
sheesh.. each party is Nominating its own candidate...
Is this the way to choose the first citizen of the democratic country?Not even a single unanimous leader here??? really sad of this condition..
When this all going to change?V,youngsters gonna take any steps to change this situation?
Future has to answer this...LEts wait and c..

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THIS IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA

Thursday, June 7, 2007

An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to

have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000"

The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of an Indian........

This is why India is shining !!!!

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All Software Professionals must read this Story...

Don't miss 2 read it, read this story completely.. . ( Sometimes it may be true ? :-))


A Story about Onsite...!



One fine day, Vivek's PL Bhatia asks him whether he has any time for a small


meeting. Vivek obviously has time and so the two go to a conference


room. Bhatia then clears his throat and says "Vivek, there is an on-site


requirement. It is in Covina, Los Angeles. It is for six months. I can


suggest your name. Do you have any problems?"



Vivek cannot believe his ears. Of course why should any one have problems


going to the Sam land. "Of course no Bhatia.. I have no


problems." he says.



Bhatia looks at him very kindly and says "You better draw up your personal


plans with your wife and let me know in a day or two" That's when Vivek


remembers that he has a wife. Then it strikes him that there is a himalayan


problem in front of him. Shobana is working in Wipro. She is in


the middle of a project in which she is a moduleleader. She cannot leave it


all and come to Covinawith Vivek. On the otherhand it will be cruel on


Vivek's part to leave her here and go to Covinafor more than half a year. Moreover,


they have just been married. Vivek can stay back. But one day he has to go..



He cannot stay back in India indefinitely. Project requirements are too


demanding. Shobana can resign Wipro and accompany Vivek. But what is the


guarantee that she would find such a nice job in such a nice company after they come



back from Covina? So Shobana and Vivek discuss this issue. They reluctantly agree to get separated for six months.



Vivek hugs Shobana in the airport and says "I will be BACK" in a typical


Arnold Scharzegger tone and then boards Delta Airways leaving Shobana in


tears. In Covina Vivek gets lots of work and his stay gets extended by two


more months. The days and months move very slowly. Vivek starts counting


even minutes.




During this period, Shobana's PL Ashish Mehta calls her one day and asks


her whether she has any time for a small meeting. Shobana wonders what


that meeting is.. They go to the conference room and Mehta tells her


about a great on-site requirement in Berlin, Germanyfor their customer.


"It is for six months and you are most suited person for this. I am


going to suggest your name. Do you have any problems?" Mehta asks her.


Shobana gets excited.. Berlin! She has never been out of India. So she


instantly nods her head. Mehta then smiles and says "Okay discuss with


your hubby and let me know in a day or two"




That's when Shobana gets the gravity of the situation. It will be two


months before Vivek can come home..... By the time Shobana will have left to


Berlinfor six months. Shobana cannot decline this as this is an


important assignment. That night Vivek spends hundred dollars on


telephone to discuss this matter with Shobana. Finally they decide to go


ahead. Shobana breaks down in the phone and Vivek breaks down thinking


about his phone bill. And then Shobana leaves to Berlin.



One month after that,Vivek comes back to India. Then Shobana calls him


almost everyday and they discuss about all petty things on the phone.


Shobana applies for a loan to clear her telephone bills. Vivek gets into


a new project which is not yet started. His PL Prateek Ray calls him one


day and says that he has to go to ToledoOhiofor the requirement analysis


of that project. Vivek frantically says no. Shobana is arriving next month. He doesn't


want to miss her. But Ray assures him that the work is only for one month and


that he would be back before Shobana comes to India. Thus Vivek flies to


ToledoOhioand gets into the requirement analysis of the new project.


That's when he comes to know how difficult it is to retrieve information


from the users. You can design a system the user wants only when the


user knows what he wants. Vivek gets baffled by the questions his users


put..



"Do you think I need those fields "GMG_TYPE_HJHJ_ TW" and


"Auto_level_ ind"?What are they by the way?" The requirements analysis


stage continues for three full months at this pace. Shobana comes to Indiaone


month after that. And she tells her PL that she doesn't want anymore


on-site assignments. "I understand" says Mehta and she desperately waits for Vivek to come back to India. It has already been two months over a year


since they last met. Vivek then gets the role of an on-site co-ordinator


for this customer. He calls Shobana that night and they really don't


know what to do. Shobana offers to resign her job and join him in Toledo. But


she is getting 21 grand per month in Indiaand Vivek doesn't want to lose


that. "Two more months Shobana and I promise I will be back" Shobana


retorts back, "There is no solution for this problem." Vivek gets


surprised. "What are you talking about?" he asks her. Shobana fights back her tears. "As long as I am in Wipro I will be getting a lot of on-site opportunities. Even if I


decline all of them, what about you? You also work for a software


company and there you need to go abroad almost once every quarter.




I cannot accompany you as you don't want me to resign my job here. Does


that mean we have to stay like this forever? Vivek! I love you and I


don't know how I spent fifteen months without even seeing you once. I


may not recognize you also if you come in front of me now... Tell me Vivek,


is there a solution for this problem?" Vivek doesn't speak anything for a


moment. He then realizes the truth in her sentences. It is a neverending


problem.


But what about the 20 grand she is getting per month?


"Vivek, is money everything? Can't we comfortably live with what you are


getting? Please Vivek, try to understand the situation" Shobana breaks


down. Vivek is still undecided. He married a software engineer with a


hope that with two incomes he would have a good deal of money to plan their


future."Let us face the reality, Vivek" Shobana says, "How much are you


paying for the phone calls now? More than 20 grand per month.



If I am with you there will your phone bill be so astronomical? Just


tell me one thing. Won't you be happy having me there with you?" Shobana


slowly turns hysterical. Vivek gets into the crux of the situation. It is true.


He has been spending around 600 to 700 dollars per month on Indiacalls.. .


that is far more than what Shobana is getting then. He thinks and


thinks..for two days he does nothing else but thinking. Finally he decides that


he should have Shobana with him all the time from then onwards at any cost.


Shobana gladly prepares the resignation letter and submits it. Her PL


smiles and says "You've made the right decision Shobana..


Congratulations for the bold step. I understand your problems. Anyway! you have a three


months notice period here, right? We have a one month assignment in


Singapore... "



MORAL : No software professional should marry another software professional. ... unless one of them is ready to resign.

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Facts you never knew about SRK

We will tell you facts about Shahrukh that everyone might not know. Here is a sneak peak into Shahrukh’s life.

  • 2nd November 1965. In New Delhi 's Talwar Nursing Home, to parents Mir Taj Muhammad and Lateef Fatima, was born a young boy. For the family, that lived in Rajinder Nagar, a middle class locality in the national capital, it was time to rejoice and celebrate the newly born.


  • When he was just four years of age, Shah Rukh happened to throw a rock at a neighborhood boy because of which the latter's teeth broke. Late at night that day, the child's father came to the house in an inebriated state while wielding a knife. Shah Rukh's father coolly opened the door and when this man threatened to kill his son for what he had done, he crosschecked with Shah Rukh as to whether or not he had committed the act of mischief. When the child confessed, the dad asked him to go out and explain himself to the man who was not only drunk but also armed. Shah Rukh had to go outside and apologize for his deed.



  • Shah Rukh had won the Raman Subramanyam Award in Class X (1982-83) for character, all round performance in studies, sports and extra curricular activities and the Sword of Honour in Class XII (1984-85) for the Best all round performance, loyalty, obedience, integrity and sportsmanship.


  • The college where he studied was Delhi University 's Hans Raj College , and Shah Rukh did his Economics Honours from the institution between 1985-88. When Hans Raj celebrated its Golden Jubilee, the college gave away 17 shields to its alumni who had excelled in their lives and professions and Shah Rukh was one of them.



  • After graduating from Hans Raj, he went on to join Jamia Milia Islamia's Mass Communications Research Centre to do his masters in filmmaking and journalism.



  • Shah Rukh had a solid theatre background and had worked with an institution like Barry John in New Delhi .

  • Shah Rukh was, in fact uncomfortably possessive about his lady love (Gauri), whom he lovingly calls Gaurima. So much so that he would pick up a quarrel with her even if she let her hair down…literally. Finally, Gauri lost her cool and without informing Shah Rukh, came down to Bombay . Shah Rukh followed her to the huge city and kept looking for her around the beaches because of his awareness that she was attracted to them in a big way. Later, a cab guy advised him to go to Aksa Beach and Gorai Beach . After searching frantically, he managed to track her down when she was standing in the water! Isn’t that filmi?

  • One of the reasons why Shah Rukh bought Mannat, his palatial bungalow, was since he wanted to have an exclusive prayer room. Shah Rukh says that if he were broke, he will sell everything except Mannat

  • Both the children, Aryan (13th November 1997) and Suhana (23rd May 2000) have been taught to revere the co-existence of Ganpati and Allah in the Khan household. How wonderfully they are being brought up manifests itself in the story that when Shah Rukh was having a critical neck surgery, Aryan went to the temple and said an Islamic prayer so that his father could get well soon.

  • Shahrukh Khan is a Muslim but celebrates Diwali and Christmas along with Eid every year. He keeps a Lakshmi Pooja every year in his office and at home. He even has a Christmas tree at home. From all the festivals Shahrukh’s kids love Christmas the most.

  • Shahrukh Khan has the holy Quran Bismillah kept along with the idols of Indian Gods at his place. His kids pray to both the God’s simultaneously.

  • Shahrukh Khan can be managed best only by his wife as she understands him the most. She is the only person who can command Shahrukh to do things. Infact Shahrukhs’s daughter Suhana imitates Gauri Khan very well by saying in a strict voice, “Shahrukh, eat your food.”

  • Shahrukh never asks anything for himself from God. It is always his family and his close people he asks for. But whenever he wants to ask for himself, he never goes to a temple but goes to his parent’s grave. He believes that whatever he will ask there will be fulfilled and yes most of them have come true which makes Shahrukh’s belief all the more strong.

  • Shahrukh requires a lot of his own space for himself and his near and dear ones understand that. Whenever Shahrukh is angry, he needs to be left alone or you will only make him angrier.

  • Shahrukh loves watching movies in the darkness of his car. He loves watching movies alone and peacefully.

  • Shahrukh is a complete game freak. In fact he turns everyone around him into a gaming freak. The latest game that Shahrukh is playing is Smackdown versus Raw which is a wrestling game. Shahrukh can’t wait to get his hands on the new Play Station 3 as he is not an XBOX fan.

  • Shahrukh studied at St. Columbus School and he believes that it is the best school in the whole world not because he studied in it, but because he feels they are very disciplined.

  • Shahrukh still remembers his first fan who is a lady. She was his fan even before he became a film star or a famous televison star. She remembers him since his theater days. She shouted Shahrukh’s name on the middle of the road when she spotted him. Shahrukh still cannot forget that moment.

  • For Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa, Shah Rukh had taken a signing amount of Rs 5,000 and did the entire film for Rs. 25,000.

  • Shah Rukh had signed a movie called Jadoo co-starring Raveena Tandon, Anupam Kher & Navneet Nishan to be directed by Pavan Kaul. But Shah Rukh refused to kiss Navneet who was playing a vampish role. Shah Rukh had promised himself that he would never kiss any actress on-screen. And, he has stuck to this till today.

  • Calcutta has a unique Shah Rukh Khan club that was founded by a Khan admirer Arnab Roy on 13th December 1995 after the release of DDLJ. The club established its own SRK museum in January 2002 and its members were thrilled when Shah Rukh himself visited them on 7th August 20.



SRK says...

On Marriage
It’s nice to be married. You know you come back home from twenty thousand people who are screaming and shouting for you and than you come back to your wife… I think is a great leveler.

On Gauri
I was eighteen and she was fourteen when we met. What I liked about her was that I didn’t find it as difficult as I thought talking to a girl.


On Parents
My Father was very sweet, soft spoken man.
He was the youngest freedom fighter for India actually. My mother was the opposite. She was outgoing and had a very attractive personality. She said I was like Dilip Kumar.

At Home
There are some unsaid rules. I will not make a phone call once I'm in the house. So you'll always see me making a phone call from the bathroom….. I close the door and then talk

On Mumbai
I think it's the greatest city in the world. It’s very important to my life and to me. I'll always be thankful that Mumbai has given me a family, and actually Mumbai has given me a life.

On Acting
For me, acting is very spiritual. It combines as sorts of soulful, religious and spiritual things that people do.

On time off
I don’t get excited going out but all my friends make fun that I keep saying that but I shop the most. I keep buying gadgets and stuff and I call them my “utterly useless shopping”.

On fans photographing
The only time I find people invasive is when I am eating. When I’m eating I don’t like people looking at me.

On time
I think time passes by very, very fast. I don’t ever have time to grow old. It’s so fast. I have this feeling that I am running a few days late in life.

Public persona
There has to be now a public face very clearly. And that public face is always smiling. And I’m tired. And I’m sometimes in a bad mood. But I cannot pass that onto people.



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Totally WEiRd.

WAts going on around me.. i dunno wat had happened to me,i suddenly started worrying about the world around me.(though i am just sitting in the house enjoying the hols).
Many stuffs happening around me,huh,Sheesh... this 30 hour helmet rule. i dunno clearly yet . u kno??? r v supposed to wear helmet.. yeah its for our wish,thats wat government has said.
I had superb day seeing how people implement a thing when it is a rule.i saw a man riding a splender with wife and children( all four of them wearing helmet)comedy...
another guy with full loads and stuff in his tvs fifty wearing helmet..huh..that time it looked to me how crazy these ppl r.i dint do well in this sem.(i am boring,i kno for sure....because its boring like hel for me. ha ha ha)lately i read Eric Segal's Love story ,must read genere. good love story written in 1970s.but wen u read it u will not feel so.enough for nw. will try to bore u more in upcoming posts. c u.

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MY prediction abt four teams for semi finals

Friday, April 6, 2007

Aussies
Newzealand
srilanka
South Africa


HOw abt final bet srilanka and australia??????????
can the history be repeated again????
can jayawardane do the same magic as arjuna ranatunga did???

hope to know tthe answers soon

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Team india for Twenty 20 wc

Hai every one,
We need to select our best eleven to play for india
I need The following Eleven..
Just tell me if any changes needed for the betterment of the team india

Most probables

Dravid(c)
dinesh Karthick (wk)
gangully
Yuvaraj singh
Sreesanth
Munaf patel
zaheer

Need Hard Work to get in to the team for the following players:

Sewag
Sachin
Dhoni
pathan
harbajan singh
gambir
romesh powar

I need some players to have solid rest

Sachin
Agarkar
Uttappa
Sewag (need a bit)
(i thk he is in a mind set to hit only against countries like bermuda)

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Twenty20 wc Schedule

Twenty 20 WC Schedule

Tuesday, September 11th 2007

South Africa v West Indies 1800 Johannesburg

Wednesday, September 12th 2007

New Zealand v Kenya 1000 Durban
Pakistan v Scotland 1400 Durban
Australia v Zimbabwe 1800 Cape Town

Thursday, September 13th 2007

West Indies v Bangladesh 1000 Johannesburg
Zimbabwe v England 1400 Cape Town
India v Scotland 1800 Durban

Friday, September 14th 2007

Sri Lanka v Kenya 1000 Johannesburg
Australia v England 1400 Cape Town
India v Pakistan 1800 Durban

Saturday, September 15th 2007

Sri Lanka v New Zealand 1400 Johannesburg
South Africa v Bangladesh 1800 Cape Town

Sunday, September 16th 2007
Winner Group C v Runner Up Group D 1000 Johannesburg
Winner Group B v Runner Up Group A 1400 Cape Town
Winner Group A v Runner Up Group B 1800 Cape Town

Monday, September 17th 2007

Winner Group D v Runner Up Group C 1800 Johannesburg

Tuesday, September 18th 2007

Winner Group C v Runner Up Group B 1000 Durban
Winner Group B v Winner Group D 1400 Johannesburg

Runner Up Group A v Runner Up Group C 1800 Johannesburg

Wednesday, September 19th 2007

Winner Group A v Winner Group C 1400 Durban
Runner Up Group B v Runner Up Group D1800 Durban

Thursday, September 20th 2007

Winner Group B v Runner Up Group C 1000 Cape Town
Runner Up Group A v Winner Group D 1400 Cape Town
Winner Group A v Runner Up Group D 1800 Durban

Saturday, September 22nd 2007

E2 v F1 1400 Cape Town
E1 v F2 1800 Durban

Monday, September 24th 2007

Final

The Final of the Twenty20 World Cup will be played at the Wanderers Stadium in Johannesburg on Heritage Day, Monday, September 23rd 2007.In announcing the fixtures, Steve Elworthy, Tournament Director of the Twenty20 World Cup, said: “The finalisation of the fixtures programme for this inaugural ICC Twenty/20 World Championship 2007 is a result of a successful process of consultation between the International Cricket Council, Cricket South Africa and the host stadiums.



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Some thing to the vistors of my blog

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Each and every article in my blog is not my own creation.
I got every thing while surfing in the net.
So if some one claims that its their creation,i am ready to apologize and if they want i can even unpublish it from my blog.

Enjoy the blog and leave your comments.
With love
Nirmal

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Mozhi- Yet another feel good movie from "Duet movies"

Friday, March 2, 2007

Movie Review Frm Indiaglitz.com

Mozhi - Beauty and Joy

It takes courage and conviction to take an untreaded path and leave a trail. That way, Prakash Raj can be called a trailblazer for he has, through Duet Movies, encouraged fresh talents and has consistently been translating dreams of creators into realities.

Be it Anthapuram or Naam, Azhagiya Theeye or Kanda Naal Mudhal, the themes he chooses seem to reflect the larger than life person that he is. And now, with Mozhi, we understand that he has dared to dream bigger and think taller.

Mozhi is a clean entertainer that justifies the tagline that is found in the promotional materials of the film. “It is not the expression, but the emotion.” Indeed!

Mozhi is a musical love story. It is the light hearted and at the same time, intense portrayal of love between a musician and a deaf and dumb girl. Karthik (Prithviraj) and Viji (Prakash Raj) are musicians who work in the dream factory. They are keyboard players who live and love music. They exhibit an infectious enthusiasm and enjoy life the way it is.

It is at this juncture that Karthik chances upon Archana (Jyothika), and she happens to live in the same apartment as Viji and Karthik. Karthik looks up to this woman with awe for her sheer courage, as she takes on a man who bashes his wife in the middle of the road. Karthik realizes that she could just be the one that he has been waiting for all his life.

Karthik soon understands that Archana is a deaf and dumb woman and while Viji is full of misgivings about the relationship blooming into love, Karthik is confident and in fact, decides that Archana is the one for him.

Karthik gets acquainted with Archana’s friend Sheela (Swarnamalya) and starts learning sign language from her. He starts communicating with Archana using the sign language. We also get an insight into what a headstrong character Archana is. She is a self-dependant and outgoing woman.

The story then borders on the smiles, tears, emotional turmoil and contagious laughter of the foursome all the way till the climax.

Jyothika as Archana steals the show. Not surprising, because with every film of hers, we have seen myriad shades of her performance and they have showed us what a seasoned performer she is. She is deaf, she is mute. But she makes all of us talk volumes about her performance, just the way one did after watching Vikram in Pithamagan. She is absolutely credible as the obstinate and confident young woman.

Prithviraj as Karthik and Prakash Raj as Viji provide us with rib-tickling humour and wit here is not thrust or deliberate. It is an undercurrent in all their conversations and they score in performance as well.

Swarnamalya for Sheela is an apt choice. She has understood her character with amazing clarity and has got into the skin of it. She has done her role with ease and élan.

Brahmanandam as the menacing neighbour and MS Bhaskar as the professor are absolutely brilliant. MS Bhaskar, who had lost his memory due to the untimely loss of his son, lives in the same apartment as Archana and Karthik. His poignant portrayal and subtle performance definitely calls for appreciation.

The dialogue writer Viji has done a remarkable job. Every syllable in his dialogues is sensitive and sensible. He has blended sparkling wit and subtle strength in his dialogues which is definitely a high-point of the film. If for most of the time, the audience in the theatre is in splits, it is definitely due to him. Kudos to Viji for a job well-done!

Vidyasagar is absolutely commendable. For a story which borders on music, Vidyasagar has given just the right feel and emotion. His music is smooth and is never loud or distracting anywhere.

KV Guhan’s cinematography and Kasi Viswanathan’s editing are neat and are of first-rate. Art director Kathir has lent creative touches with brilliant sets which strike a chord in the viewers’ minds. His sensitive set in the form of Jyothika’s room deserves mention.

Radha Mohan has given us clean entertainers like Azhagiya Theeye and Ponniyin Selvan before. With this film, he has joined the bandwagon of directors who remain uncompromising on quality. His screenplay is taut. Subtle directorial touches in the form of the bulbs burning bright when Karthik sees Archana and when Viji takes a liking for Sheela are exemplary. Mention can also be made of the gift Archana gives to Karthik (a violin made of soap), the musical clock, Archana being able to feel music by keeping her hands on the speakers, and the delicate humour that sneaks up when a neighbour (Neelima Rani) takes a liking for Karthik. Such nuances have made the film more interesting.

On the whole, Mozhi transforms you into another world where there is just laughter and beauty everywhere. John Keats once said, "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." And Mozhi is joy!

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OOdipolama?

Thursday, March 1, 2007

He-He and She-She meets in park on an evening accompanied with cool breeze and slight drizzle.

She-She : Deiii..

He-He : Ennama?

She-She : I have make up my mind

He-He : Un mugam irukara latchanathukku athukku make up potta ok..ethukku mind ku make up.. anga than onnum illiye

She-She : hehe...sorry oru chinna grammatical mistake. I told i have made up my mind

He-He : unakku mattum eppadi pa pesumbothe grammatical mistake varuthu.. kashtam... sari what have u made up

She-She : Naama nalaikku odi polama?

He-He : [shockingly] Ennappa solre... Neeya solre

She-She : Pinna enakku Savitha va dubbing koduthu ippo pesittu irukanga naan than solren

He-He : Hey are u serious? Unakku kalyanam nichayamaayiduchi theriyum la

She-She : athunala enna kalyanama aayiduchi...ellathaiyum enkitta kettuta panranga

He-He : Anniku ithe kelvi ya naan kettappo, nee ennai thittunae?

She-She : aama athu anniku, ithu inniku

He-He : Adikkadi marurathukku inga enna Opinion poll ah eduthuttu irukom?

She-She : Dei, veetula othukuvanga ninaichen...psst...but avanga ketkale..... so intha decision ku vanthen

He-He : (Says firmly) Sari... odi vara nee ready na, kootitu poga naanum ready...

She-She : Good, naan elathaiyum inniku night eh pack up pannidaren

He-He : No..No ethuvum vendaam...nee uduthina dress oda appadiye va...athu pothum

She-She : Really?? do u mean it? Good da..unnai ennamo ninaichen...avan avan athu eduthuttu vaa ithu eduthuttu va solra kaalathula....... nee

He-He : sari sari overaa urugaathe... correct ah 5'0 clock... appathan yaarum irukka maatanga... vanthudu

She-She : correct da..appa than enga veetula thoongitu iruppanga..nice ah varathukku vasathiya irukkum.. ok da a important day tomm... see ya tomm..correct ah vanthudu, kavuthudaathe....

[ Next day at the dawn 5 am... namma She-She medhu va cat walking pani velila vara... He-He is standing outside.... ]

She-She : machi paravalla seekiram vanthutte

He-He : Illiya pinnae, sari va polamaa....

She-She : Yes

And so, She-She who got disappointed by her father's decision on not buying a treadmill for her, starts her first day jogging along with the Athletic coach and her friend He-He

Moral of the Story : Atleast this summer, Get up early and exercise for keeping urself fit and a healthy mind and body.

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Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete them on my PC?

ANSWER: The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask:

  • The Catholic Church's approach to characters: The nice characters go to Heaven, where they are bathed in the light of happiness. The naughty characters are punished for their sins. Naughty characters are those involved in the creation of naughty words, such as "breast," "sex" and contraception."

  • The Buddhist explanation: If a character has lived rightly, and its karma is good, then after it has been deleted it will be reincarnated as a different, higher character. Those funny characters above the numbers on your keyboard will become numbers, numbers will become letters, and lower-case letters will become upper-case.

  • The 20th-century bitter cynical nihilist explanation: Who cares? It doesn't really matter if they're on the page, deleted, undeleted, underlined, etc. It's all the same.

  • The Mac user's explanation: All the characters written on a PC and then deleted go to straight to PC hell. If you're using a PC, you can probably see the deleted characters, because you're in PC hell also.

  • Stephen King's explanation: Every time you hit the (Del) key you unleash a tiny monster inside the cursor, who tears the poor unsuspecting characters to shreds, drinks their blood, then eats them, bones and all. Hah, hah, hah!

  • Dave Barry's explanation: The deleted characters are shipped to Battle Creek, Michigan, where they're made into Pop-Tart filling; this explains why Pop-Tarts are so flammable, while cheap imitations are not flammable. I'm not making this up.

  • IBM's explanation: The characters are not real. They exist only on the screen when they are needed, as concepts, so to delete them is merely to de-conceptualize them. Get a life.

  • PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) explanation: You've been DELETING them??? Can't you hear them SCREAMING??? Why don't you go CLUB some BABY SEALS while wearing a MINK, you pig!!!!

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Pachai Kili Muthucharam - Real and racy, glossy and gritty

Movie Review frm Indiaglitz.com
t takes guts and gumption to stitch an icy thriller with the tapestry of commercial cinema. It takes an ability almost bordering on genius to pull it off. Take a bow Gautham & Co, you have just pulled off a memorable coup as Pachai Killi Muthucharam is an over two-hour non-stop excitement that pins you down to your chair (albeit on the edge of it).

This glossy and gritty, slick and stylized in typical Gautham’s style of fast-cut narrative, is an answer to all those who demand their entertainment to be intelligent and interesting. The story, the performance, the presentation and the entire everything belongs to top-drawer and those associated with the film can take pride that they have done something worthy.

Gautham is one director who marries substance with shine and here does it with his usual panache. His skill over the medium becomes evident right from the slanting lights and the dark corners that are pregnant with the greyness of life. Medium apart, Gautham is also very good with men and women, so to say as he has got the best out of his acting team. Sarath in a near-life character after a long time shows that he is no one-trick pony. And what do you say of Jyothika. You may think that she reserves her best for Gautham. She is too good in a character that is complex and compelling in its contradictions. Gautham’s success lies in elevating an every-day tale to a believable drama. The shell of the story is, as Gautham has mentioned, is Derailed, the book. But the core is Gautham’s own ingenuity and improvisations.

When you see a movie like Pachai Kili Muthucharam it exposes the hollow talk of many directors and producers that they make movies under a lot of commercial compulsions. Make no mistake Pachai Kili Muthucharam is a commercial entertainer but is filled with all the right stuff that at no point you feel bored.

Gautham, as ever, sticks to his high technical standards and makes the mood and moment come alive with all its intriguing possibilities. The plebeian Chennai of trains and dust, of crowd and clamour get an artistic edification in Gautham (and cameraman Aravind Krishna’s) eyes.

To talk of the story of such an interesting thriller would be wrong and unforgivable. But the broad story line is contoured around Venakatesh (Sarath Kumar). He is so every-day like that he maybe your neighbour. A contended man, who doesn’t stir beyond the comfort zone of his regimented life. The work and domesticity are his bliss. His life is simple and sweet and revolves around Kalyani (Andrea), his wife. The sweetness of their life is their son Nanda. Sweetness should not be the word here as Nanda is diagnosed as suffering from diabetics.

And soon enough color goes out of their lives and a steely monochrome replaces it. Venky and Kalyani, though bound by their domestic compulsions, drift apart inexorably. Their comfort zone, at least in the mind, is shaken. It is at this juncture that Venky espies Geetha (Jyothika).

She comes into his life in the train that carries to and back to the city. It is in the rattle of rickety train that his own life becomes rickety and rattled. There is a forbidden charm to Geetha’s quiet beauty. Her eyes carry the bait that no man can escape. Venky slips very badly. The dark menace of blackmail starts. And then? By who? Why?

Well it is a question mark after question marks as Gautham rings in the changes like a master sorcerer. The surprise is in every scene and every change. The script gets a sharper edge with dialogues that are real and reasonable.

Sarath reins his over-the-top tendencies and shows a mature mind to fit himself to the role. Venky, the character is a success, because he is no different from you or me. The controlled emotions and the difference in his manner while carrying the secrets of his life is really good.

And then we have to talk about Jyothika. But where do we start? And should we end? It is a breathtakingly brilliant portrayal of a woman who is normal yet not so. The danger lurking inside her is brought out with amazing finesse and nuance. The complexity is agreeable because it is portrayed acceptably.

Milind Soman, the Mumbai macho, fits his character with rare ease. He is absolutely at home and lends weightage to the pivotal character. Andrea, though slightly self-conscious, too is very good in her role as woman who has to contend with her husband’s indiscretion.

Harris Jayaraj usually reserves his best for Gautham. Here he outdoes his previous works. The songs are soulful and superb. Be it Unnakul Nan in the ethereal voice of Bombay Jaishree or that refreshing Un Sirripil or that Kadhal Konjam in Naresh Iyer’s youthful vocals, they are all treasures. The re-recording too is amazingly apt.

Aravind Krishna, who is a newcomer to Gautham’s school, is a true delight. The fact that he had worked with Selvaraghavan who is a past master in showcasing dark human emotions, comes more than handy as this movie is a thriller of the mind. His angles and the unusual play of lights give your everyday vignettes a new focus.

Anthony’s editing is sharp and carry with it the precision of a surgeon and the flourish of a painter. It helps to maintain the tempo of this racy venture.

As we said, Gautham has shown that he is among the most promising avant garde directors in the country who know how to tell a story with all the contemporary fizz and flourish. Yet, at the same time retain the pristine nature of story telling — which is to keep the audience thinking ‘what next’.

Gautham has done that.

So stop reading this and go out and book the tickets for the show. And now, that is!

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Success doesn't happen in isolation

There was a farmer who grew superior quality and award-winning corn.

Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won honor and prizes.

One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learnt something interesting about how he grew it. The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbors'.

"How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbors when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?" the reporter asked.

"Why sir, "said the farmer, "didn't you know? The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field. If my neighbors grow inferior, sub-standard and poor quality corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn.

If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbors grow good corn."

The farmer gave a superb insight into the connectedness of life. His corn cannot improve unless his neighbor's corn also improves. So it is in the other dimensions! Those who choose to be at harmony must help their neighbors and colleagues to be at peace. Those who choose to live well must help others to live well. The value of a life is measured by the lives it touches.


Success does not happen in isolation. It is very often a participative
and collective process. So share the good practices, ideas, new learning's with your family, team members, neighbor
s

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Facts About Bill Gates (dont skip the last one)

1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20
Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!
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2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick
it up bcoz the 4 seconds he picks it, he would've already earned
it back.

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3. The US national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if
Bill Gates were to pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in
less then 10 years.

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4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still be left
with US$5 Million for his pocket money.

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5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US.
If he doesn't drink and eat, and keeps up his annual income i.e.
US$30 Million, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as
rich as Bill Gates is now.

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6. If Bill Gates was a country, he would be the 37th richest
country on earth.
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7. If you change all of Bill Gate's money to US$1 notes, you can
make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you
have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total
of 713 BOEING 747 planes to transport all the money.
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8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he will live
for another 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to
finish all his money before he can go to heaven.
____________ ______________ _________ _________ _________ _
Last but not the least:
If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their
computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will be
bankrupt in 3 years!!!!!!! !!!!

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Whats Happening in Call centre's ??? some different conversations!!!

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!

Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get
through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from

the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before
cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".
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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop".
Customer: "OK".
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?".
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No".
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up
until this point?".

Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'".
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Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the
screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just
realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will
I have my file back again?".
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There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a
long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This
is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed
from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to
say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently
suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause".

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a
sudden the words went away."
Operator: "Went away?"
Caller: "They disappeared."
Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Caller: "Nothing."
Operator: "Nothing??"
Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
Caller: "How do I tell?"
Operator: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??"
Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Caller: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't
accept anything I type."
Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
Caller: "What's a monitor?"
Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks
like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when

it's on??"
Caller: "I don't know."
Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and
find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see

that??"
Caller: "Yes, I think so."
Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if
it's plugged into the wall.

Caller: "Yes, it is."
Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice
that there were two cables plugged into the back

of it, not just one??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there
again and find the other cable."
Caller: "Okay, here it is."
Operator: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged
securely into the back of your computer."
Caller: "I can't reach."
Operator: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??"
Caller: "No."
Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and
lean way over??"
Caller: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right
angle - it's because it's dark."
Operator: "Dark??"
Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only
light I have is coming in from the window."

Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Caller: "I can't."
Operator: "No? Why not??"
Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
Operator: "A power...................................... A
power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have

the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your
computer came in??"
Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and
pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take

it back to the store you bought it from."
Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!!!!"

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