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Note: Here i am posting some jokes that i really enjoyed. Check out and have a laughing riot.

A Sardar Story :

One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Nota very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breakerSardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him aFew yards away from the car.Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's notEasy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashingYour car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash yourCar. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately" .Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators.Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically.Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again lookedAt sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson.Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and heBroke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he againLooked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardlystand.This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I amSpoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?"Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of thecircle And you did not notice it

Weather forecast
Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot

Fill up in capital

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: “Fill Up In Capital”

Clean Computer jokes
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle in the surf.He pulls out the cork and a Genie appears. The Genie says, “I have been trapped for 100 years. As a reward you can make a wish.”Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East.The Genie replies, “I don’t know I can do a lot, but this? Don’t you have another wish?”Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us.The Genie says, Let me see that map again.

Good writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.When asked to define great he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger”.We are happy to report that the young man achieved his lofty goal. He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.